12 inches just for you

My friends encouraged me to do this blog. Said it'd be cathartic. My friends also send me doctored pictures of Rob Lowe naked. It's great to be loved.


Last week, I got an e-mail from one such friend with a Rob Lowe link. It was a an eBay page that was selling a picture of the young heartthrob in a tux. Oh, and he was shoeless. Made me wonder if the zany photographer that snapped the pix knew it would one day wind up on an online (huh?) auction site as a source of sexual pleasure for gay men.

Needless to say, that seems to be the hook for this eBay seller. But the boner doesn't end with Rob. No, there are boatloads of shoeless celebs out there to serve as much needed masturbation material for those so inclined to use it as such. Hey, who am I to judge.

So I decided to try a little experiment. Why not post my feet online and see if mine could fetch a higher price. I tried to make my feet as sexy as possible and the fruit of my labor can now be found on eBay, here.

It would be nice to get more money for my feet than celeb Rob, but if not I understand. One day I will win at something, and if this is not the time or place, I'll just keep stepping forward.