Blissfully Lethargic

Mission 1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54) and as young as my sister (20) in a month.

I was feeling a bit down today. Last weekend took a lot out of me, and here I am butt up against another one. Normally, I love weekends, hanging out drinking, going to bars. But when I usually go out, I just kick back with friends and get retarded. But with this whole multi-generational sex thing, I totally need to bring my "A" game. Ugh.

Just as I was about to drink myself into oblivion last night, I got an e-mail from a friend Tracey. Inside, there were a ton of pictures of dorky guys. Okaaay. When I got down to the bottom it said, "you are the second hottest Rob Lowe on the Internet." I was like, sweet.

It wasn't until that point that I realized the weight I have on my shoulders. This is some serious responsibility and I plan to wear it with pride. I think this is just the kick-in-the-ass my self-esteem needed. Yea, I may have lived in his shadow, but what about the sorry ass mothers that live in my shadow? The Rob Lowes that are 10, 11 even 100. Being Rob number 2 ain't that bad after all. But like all ugly Americans, I won't be happy until I take over the top Rob spot.

This weekend I will hunt cougars and cubs together in their natural day setting, the Century City Mall. This is the one place I can meet quality 54-year olds and 21-year olds. I do have a couple of other leads that I will follow up, so wish me luck. I may need it.