Mission Number One: Multi-generational sex.

Ok, I'm a bit nervous about my first 101 in 1001 mission since it has to do with sex. I'm not so worried about the sex part, I think it's the first impression part that concerns me.

1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54) and as young as my sister (20) in a month.

Fact is, I'm not a real sexually active person. I have only been with nine ladies in my life. By putting this sex thing first on my 101 in 1001 list, I think it will motivate me to take charge of this aspect of my life. I just don't want people to think I'm the kind of guy that works up mad numbers in the L.A. clubs every weekend wearing a trucker hat, hoisting a PBR and banging celebs. I'm not. In fact, I haven't scored in a year and rarely drink domestics.

I probably could have more sex. I've had the opportunities, but find it can be messy sometimes. No, that's not the obsessive-compulsive in me worrying about my linens (although I do hate to do laundry). Moreso it's the whole "let's make small talk in the morning and I'll act like I'm interested in your cat" conversation that really bugs. I need a moment...

Phew, ok, now that we know I'm not a snake (just a guy who will use women as objects for some offbeat list), I could really use some help. I live in Santa Monica and was looking for some places to find youngish and oldish females. My sister turns 21 in a week, and I will wait till then to start looking. Should I try Web dating, like Jdate or something? Does it matter if I'm Jewish or not? How about match.com? Any of those sites good? I just joined Friendster and will soon be on myspace. Can I hook up there?

I got some recent advice to check out urbancougars.com. It's a poorly designed yet slightly humorous site that facilitates hook ups between young dudes and old ladies. They recommend Casa Del Mar in Santa Monica for cougar hunting. Maybe I'll check it out this weekend. I haven't paid $10 for a beer in a while.

Also, perhaps I'm speaking out of turn, but if anyone wants to volunteer and are in my demo 21-22 or in their mid-to-late 50's, drop me a note. I won't be too picky. So old and young, brace yourselves--There's a new Rob Lowe on the block, and he's about to dive into a 30-day dating pool.