cookouts and coming out

Mission 1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54)and as young as my sister (20) in a month.
Mission 2. Live a completely gay lifestyle (without the gay sex) for a month.

According to some gay Web site, "Coming out to your parents means that you have now self-identified as a lesbian or gay man. Initiating this discussion with parents can be nerve-racking. It can also be the start of a more open and honest relationship with them."

Unless, of course, your name is Rob Lowe.

Friends, wish me luck. For, I am embarking on fairy express this weekend and coming out to my parents. Mean-spirited, perhaps? But can you blame me, especially since they named me Rob Lowe.

Let the Memorial Day fun begin. See you Tuesday.