Thursday, June 30, 2005

Off again


Mission 1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54) and as young as my sister (20) in a month.
Mission 2. Live a completely gay lifestyle (without the gay sex) for a month.
Mission Three: Live without an apartment for a month.


Have a Fourth.

I am going camping this weekend. I know, great timing,huh? You'd figure I'd want to spend some time inside, since my time is running out on my place. Oh well, the outdoors will do me good. Plus I got a sweet tent on super sale from Target last year and it keeps taunting me in the box. I almost set it up in my living room. I'm real glad I didn't. Oh, and Urban Bella, do you still think a guy that admits to almost putting a tent in his living room can still mack the ladies online? I think not.

Anyway, here's what I think everyone else will be doing:

Madison-Screwing a married chick or plotting to screw one.

Gorthos-Playing D&D and having Sat as the scheduled sex night. He's Canadian, anyway, so he doesn't count.

Lorelia-Marathon "Road Head" weekend

Kate-Something fun with a really hot guy.

Jelly-Drinking/Hungover, Drinking/Hungover. Then something proverbial.

MA-Dreaming about Vespas and splashing about in a lake.

Jenni-watching Pulp Fiction, Driving her convertible and vibing starbucks guys

Independentgrl-Dreaming about vegas

Nic-Going to a concert and taking her shoes off

UB-Going to some expensive L.A. supper club, getting drunk and harassing stars.

Retro-Banging the "pay for gay" Redken Boys (I'm wishing this on you)

Libby-Doing something so her daughter will remember this fourth forever.

Intelligentsia-Canadian, probably having beers with Gorthos.

Meg-Kicking it with MA having the bikini splashing party (In my mind it is much more innocent than it sounds. There's a sunset and everything)

Salty-Doing tequila body shots with someone fabulous

Claven-At the beach, rereading Clinton's memoirs and wearing a hula skirt.

Liz-Going to Chicago and getting drunk with friends. Perhaps kisses another girl.

Rachel-Something dirty in a car.

Have a good weekend.