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Mission 1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54) and as young as my sister (20) in a month.
Mission 2. Live a completely gay lifestyle (without the gay sex) for a month.
Mission Three: Live without an apartment for a month.
Mission Four: Reconnect.

I was at a wedding in PA and just got back. I stayed around a few days to hang with old friends a bit. God, PA is beautiful in the fall. Weekends like these go by in a blur, and so many expectations, fucking unbelievable.

Here are a few highlights:

1. One former friend kept trying to sell me Amway and get me "rich."

2. A girl I casually dated was convinced I was gay, and she was "OK with it."

3. Derek got drunk at the wedding and got a BJ from a girl we used to call "Tuba." Take it from there.

4. I saw my old girlfriend. That's a story in itself. She wasn't Heather, but looked better than I expected.

5. Everyone looked like someone shoved a pump in their ass and blew themselves up. I kept looking for friends hidden in the bodies of 30-year-old-not-ready-to-admit-they're-fat guys.

6. A girl a year below me in High School wanted to be an actress (pretty hard in the small town I came from). She kept asking me about famous people I knew, and when Derek mentioned Jim, she kept asking me if he could help her.

Those were the highlights and the end of mission 4. I will begin to chronicle this madness today or tomorrow.

Peace
RL