Big Mega Game Bowl Virginity Contest

Mission 1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54) and as young as my sister (20) in a month.
Mission 2. Live a completely gay lifestyle (without the gay sex) for a month.
Mission Three: Live without an apartment for a month.
Mission Four: Reconnect.
Mission Five: Re-take the SATs.
Mission Five: Become a PUA (Pick Up Artist) and wing Cali to 5 F-closes.

I've been a bit goofy lately. Maybe its the sleep/food/sex/oxygen deprivation that my body is going through. Actually, I've lived my life without the sex, but once you start consuming it on a regular basis, the absense is crazy strange.

Everyday I watch the chronic video from SNL. It just makes me smile. I'm silly and tired and flirty and gonzo. But there is a method to my madness. Stay with me on this.

On Tuesday, a nameless friend of mine was interviewed by a nameless entertainment trade publication. During the pre-interview, the off-the-record subject of mixed race couples came up and the writer readily announced, "I lost my virginity to a black girl." My friend thought nothing of it, but I found a simple relevance in that disclosure.

How often do most people offer that type of info to a complete stranger? Personally, I'll serve my between-the-sheets activity up on a plate. My sexuality (or lack of it) is an open page on Web. From near-grandmas to near jailbait to dual-hookers, my sex life is announced for the world to see. But my adolescent sex life can't compare to the wild happenings of 2005. And I can prove it to you.

I lost my virginity at age 16 along a dark stretch of a PA road to a girl from Colorado. She was tall, blonde and helped me check a life milestone off my list. Other than that, I was very nervous about what was happening inside and outside the car. PA roads can be scary at night. So can vaginas.

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else would like to share details on their most intimate right of passage. Whether it was lost last night or 20 years ago, I'm sure people would love to hear about it. You can even do it anonymous in the comments.

After all the comments are in, we can vote for our favorite story in the poll. That person will win a fantastic, limited-edition, brass plated, Detroit Big Mega Game Bowl pin, courtesy of Rob Lowe. It's the perfect flair for any post-virginal occasion.

And this contest is not just for straight guys and girls. A loss of a behymen is just as valid in my book.

Bring on the stories. Don't be afraid.