Hey Party People
Mission 1.
Mission Three: Live without an apartment for a month.
Mission Four: Reconnect.
Mission Five: Re-take the SATs.
Mission Five: Become a PUA (Pick Up Artist) and wing Cali to 5 F-closes.
Something nice happened at work today, so I decided to go to an irish bar on Wilshire for some beer and darts at lunch. I'm quite good at darts, although most people wouldn't think it. I even have my own. Yea, a bit nerdy, but when you're from PA, using someone elses darts is like wearing someone elses underwear. By the way, I'm pleasantly buzzed.
I woke up today thinking I was forgetting something, and I was right. I forgot I had a fucking blog. What a loser I am, not writing for almost two weeks.
I'm bored too, and sexless. I know everyone is tired of hearing about this so consider that info a minor update. I was actually considering going back to the well with Heather, but I know I'd hate myself for that.
Hi Lind.
Oh yea, I just found out someone told her about my site and I got verbal confirmation that I will never hook up with her. Not that I was really expecting it, but I thank my friends for making an obscure and blue sky reference between guys a strange and awkward moment for me. Sometimes I think I may be more connected to the Hollywood scene than I'd like to admit. It is a bit of a small town.
I got a call from Tracy while playing darts. Of course, I let it go to voicemail. My friends would have none of that, me talking to a girl during guy time. But on her message she invited me to a party at Shelfies. His daughter is having a birthday and my presence was requested. I think I may need some suburbia this weekend to get me even keel.
I do owe Trac one, so I probably will go. I just hope my need for sex won't have me poking around Tracy. That would be bad. In a good way, but still bad.
Ah, fuck, you know what I mean.
Have a great weekend. See you on the dark side.
p.s. Fuck you Alex and same for you Jim. I know you've been laughing all night, but payback is coming.
posted by Rob Lowe @ 2:41 PM
13 comments
13 Comments:
Hmmm. I'm sorry that L-Lo won't have sex with you? That just feels like an awkward thing to state. Well, I'm sure it matches the way you felt about it being mentioned and confirmed.
I'm glad to see you again.
I bet L-Lo is just playing hard to get. She will succumb to your blogging charms.
"My friends would have none of that, me talking to a girl during guy time."
What? Are you twelve Rob? Or maybe it had more to do with the dart game...you don't want any skirt messing up your concentration on the board. I mean, in all seriousness, you ARE practically a virgin again.
HOW ABOUT you post all the lame assed photos from that late night with her on the shag rug?
PLAY IT UP, WORK IT! WHO CARES.
Go get some REAL pussy then take pictures and post them,kay...
I, as usual, am going to have to agree with Jenni (she's so wise)... you're coming too close to rocking the born-again-virgin angle. Which, hey, might score you a couple points with L-Lo. She's a cute girl with a freaky side, and something tells me that the freaky side includes showing a "novice" the ropes... ;)
Cripes Rob. I've been away for a bit I guess. Who are the chicks? I guess I shoudl read the postings. Are you out of work and babysitting haw haw!
sean
sadly enough...i was actually thinking...hey what about some shelfie? kind of missed those tales. looking forward to your party.
Huh. Interesting.
Jenni, Jenni, Jenni:
I am not a "guys guy" and most men I nkow are hairy dorks so I stick to my wife and a few close friends. But I tell ya, Guy time is guy time. You don't have to be some lameass jock or a car-nut to appreciate guy time. and you don't break the guy code
Um, okay so here's a thought: If you broke the "guy code" a little more often you might not be so sexless? Just a thought.
Word verif: "ifrobp" What is that? Seriously.
Cheer up!
I'm back to blogging ... www.dcchai.blogspot.com ...
Kind regards,
Rebecca Knox
Rob Lowe has obviously been kidnapped by Lohan's thugs.
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