Monday, June 26, 2006

Where's Rob



Mission 1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54) and as young as my sister (20) in a month.
Mission 2. Live a completely gay lifestyle (without the gay sex) for a month.
Mission Three: Live without an apartment for a month.
Mission Four: Reconnect.
Mission Five: Re-take the SATs.

Mission Five: Become a PUA (Pick Up Artist) and wing Cali to 5 F-closes.

I left my job. I got really, really bored with it. The door was left open for my return, but I'm not sure if I want to reenter again.

So I've been on the road, bumming around and enjoying life wearing stupid grins and gay $5 sunglasses. I got real busy at work and decided I had enough of a nest egg to drop out of life for a while. No one really knows, even my parents. Pretty funny when I show up on their doorstep. First I come out, next I'm jobless.

Anyway, I may or may not write from the road, but am having a good time visiting old friends and making new ones. And believe me, I do have my priorities in order. Maybe for the first time in my life.

I'm en route to PA, but took a brief detour in Texas. I love oil. And Bush, so why not. I'll probably hang in Tennessee with an old UCLA friend too, and I might meet alex who's somewhere in the midwest shooting.

I haven't subletted my place to any Euros like last summer, but I'm leaving that open. The ribs are better and I haven't had sex in 4 weeks. There's just no excuse for that.

Be well my friends
rl

17 Comments:

At 5:23 PM, Blogger Jenni said...

First of all, "Gay and $5 sunglasses" should not be used in the same sentence...they cancel eachother out.

Secondly, I am the first to comment AGAIN, no, I am not a stalker.

And third, congratulations Rob, have a fun time and be safe.

~j

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Blue Dog Art said...

How liberated you must feel. Good for you!

We are very rain-soaked here in the East so take care in your travels.

It's nice to hear from you again.

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger As always... Rachael said...

Everything sounds in order, except the no-sex part. But if you're traveling through the midwest, that little problem will probably iron itself out. Corn-fed girls are easy and fairly clean. Please don't ask me how I know.

 
At 11:15 PM, Blogger MonikazMommy said...

Jeez...I feel like I am losing a friend, but I am very happy for you! I think this is exactly what you need. Jenni is soooo right, gay and $5 sunglasses do not belong in the same sentence!
Is the pic on top of this post of you in the aformentioned glasses, cuz you look HOT in them! You look Hot period!
Be safe Rob!

 
At 7:07 AM, Blogger Momentary Academic said...

Enjoy the road. Have some adventures.

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger Megarita said...

Awesome! Love the road trip to aimlessness. Give a shout if you end up in the wilds of the Deep South.

 
At 2:00 PM, Anonymous QTPie said...

Lowelifes of the world - rejoice! He lives!

Glad you're getting a little R 'n' R and taking it easy. I was just in Texas but got out before it got TOO hot. I do wonder if your love of Bush and oil has a double meaning.....hmmmmmm

I think you should write off and on while on the road and tell us of your travels. If you ever make it up to Michigan lemme know :)

Drive safe, Lowe....xo

 
At 2:35 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said...

You've got that Jack Kerouac On the Road thang going. "My witness is an empty sky." Good for you. No excuse for not pulling into some cyber stop, unsaddling and reporting on your adventures via your blog. When you're an Ole Pa you can retrieve your musings and tell the grandkids, "Why back in ought six, I was speakin' my mind and riding a fast horse." Oh yeah...if you're in Texas? Don't squat with your spurs on . :D

 
At 5:17 AM, Blogger Snooze said...

Have fabulous adventures which aren't even fit for blogging about.

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger The Muse said...

Well, honey, just so you know, if you end up going somewhere a little south of Tennessee, you've got a place to crash in ATL. I'm sure I can find some trouble for us! :)

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger Megan said...

Enjoy the liberation. I'm about to head out on a road trip myself. Who knows, we just might cross paths.

 
At 7:45 AM, Blogger kate said...

ah, i'm so damn jelaous. i up and gave my notice at work also after ten years, but i ain't got no nest egg to speak of. lol. so maybe i'll hit the road also and we can go on adventures together. i feel like being corrupted. lol.

have fun, rob.

 
At 9:29 AM, Anonymous lorelia said...

I could NOT care any less about your road trip...THOSE GLASSES.

 
At 5:40 PM, Blogger Muad'Dib said...

Ye gowd magnum...

Email me you prick
Its sean BTW

 
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