Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Rob Lowe on MySpace



Mission 1. Hook up with someone as old as my mom (54) and as young as my sister (20) in a month.
Mission 2. Live a completely gay lifestyle (without the gay sex) for a month.
Mission Three: Live without an apartment for a month.
Mission Four: Reconnect.
Mission Five: Re-take the SATs.

Mission Five: Become a PUA (Pick Up Artist) and wing Cali to 5 F-closes.

I love wireless internet. It is a beautiful gift for those who want to stay in touch, but lack the resources of cash or in my case a home base.

I'm on the road, and right now I am logged into "Andrew is God," and boosting his wonderful signal at "good" state. I've been doing this across the country. If Andrew really is God, I imagine I will have some explaining to do come judgement day.

I've been trying to look up old friends on myspace as I make my way around the country. I've been in PA for the floods and New York for the Fourth of July. Days are melting away and I've found myself walking around without a watch. I judge time merely by asleep and awake, and my body decides what to do.

I will probably find a job soon, but right now, I'm more concerned with finding my way around the country. Last summer was great to teach me how to live off the land. I'm really glad I did that whole experience.

I've tracked down some college and high school friends. One guy I hadn't seen since high school, and was not even really a friend. It was strange and awkward, but in the end it was necessary. He still had that weird thing on his ear. That's all I could think about.

I check myspace more than I check my blog, so if you want to be my pal, stop by myspace.com\roblowecanyougo My latest friend is the loveable "I Pinch" crab from those Honda Element Commercials (he has it on his profile if you haven't seen it). I love those commercials and when I found him, I had to add him. His blog is pretty funny too. He's a much better writer than I ever was.

Anyway, time to leave "Andrew is God," and search for my next linkys connection.

Happy trails.

RL

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